To be fair, I waited as long as I possibly could before perverting the pure and worthy cause of WTTT for my own fiendish ends. So when you indict me mentally (as well you should) for my crimes, recall – if you will – that I waited a full seven days before I did so.
So without further ado, I would like to invite you to become one of the literally dozens of happy persons who have purchased and enjoyed Pen and Platen: Short Stories Written the Long Way.
MARVEL! At the non-bilateral exploits of legendary gunfighter, Silas Starkweather!
GASP! At the horrible leviathan of the deep!
THRILL! As you plunge into the fevered mind of a madman!
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Thanks, and enjoy.